A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mormon hair is caused by backcombing the hair into large ratty looking chunks, then you pull the top half back into a messy looking rats nest. This look is usually found on teenaged mormon girls, and occasionally their mothers go for the same look.
God I am so sick of all this mormon hair.
slang name for larger than life lips on an African-American. Angelina Jolie also has biscuit lickers, whether or not she is black.
Look at them there biscuit lickers!!
A middle grade of marijuana. Better than shwags, but not quite humbolt quality shitfuckyourface nugs. It's basically what you smoke while you're waiting around for the stinky stink.
All I got for ya is the meds.
Meds will tie me over, but where's the blueberry yum yum?
A state in which everyone you know is generally fed up with you. You have no money, no vehicle, no job. All you can do is free-load. Free-loaders are almost always burnt.
You're fucking burnt bitch
You can't come over and drink dude you're burnt