Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Mino

A 40 year old black man who happens to be fantasizing about a life in the swamp with Shrek. Like said above he like bananas peeled but by Troye Sivan. He is a Nigahiga drug lord and has a scandal with Tyler Oakley. And has a penis the size of 1069 football fields.

Guy 1: Hey see that man over there?
Guy 2: Where? I can't see him, it's too dark.
Guy 1: It's broad daylight.
Guy 2: I think his name would be Mino.

by CalumHoodWannabe October 12, 2014

Five Nights at Freddies

A shit ass game that will scare your anacondas off. A game where you are hiding in a shit ass room and protecting yourself from shit ass animatronic rapists.

Guy 1: Have you played Five Nights at Freddies?
Guy 2: Yeah my taint fell off.

by CalumHoodWannabe October 12, 2014