Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Douche canoe

Vagina that is blown out that a pad tampon floats around in it.

That bitches tampon floats around like a douche canoe.

by Camel creeper October 20, 2020

Boofknuckle

Camel toe, with saggy drapes creating lifted appearance through the pants.

That girls boofknuckle was straight poppin seams.

by Camel creeper October 15, 2020