Country Dictionary

plantanus

a large anus hole resulting from massive amounts of pounding from a banenis (banana sized penis)

I don't know how that girl could hold in a shit with the insane plantanus she has.

Michael Phelpsed

When someone rips a huge bong and clears the whole thing in one hit.

made up from michael being able to hold his breathe a long time underwater.

...especially with the marijuana picture that was circulating across the internet.

Holy shit! Jimmy just totally "michael phelpsed" that 6 foot bong!!!