Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

tundra wookie

Describing a woman from interior/northern Alaska who lets all of her hair grow out and often has impaired bathing skills.

"Did you meet any chicks at the bar last night?"
"Nope, just a bunch of Tundra Wookies, they need a shaving and a bathing"

by CapnGrumpy October 04, 2005

Arab juice

An imported liquid that is available usually in Unleaded, Plus, and Super. The price of arab juice is determined by corrupt politicians.

We are killing people in the middle east to try and get more arab juice for ourselves.

by capngrumpy May 07, 2006

eskibro

A person of both Eskimo and Black origin. Eski - Bro.

me: Dude, I did not understand that guy with the suntan on the Whaler...

him: Dude, that was not a suntan, he was an Eskibro!

by capngrumpy December 13, 2005

dickscussion

A theological discussion between a man and a woman which truns into the man comming out on top. 'Oh God! Yes! Oh God, please! ...'

Me: We had a nice long discussion about religion last night.

Friend: Oh, you mean a dickscussion

by capngrumpy December 15, 2005