Country Dictionary

Smack Madam

A chick who is on serious drugs

Man, don't mess with that ol' Smack Madam.....your weiner will fall off

Pie Sauce The Onion

All knowing entity. As in a Magic 8 Ball or Fortune Teller

I don't know dude....We better check with Pie Sauce the Onion.

What would Pie Sauce do?

Salad

Marijuana. Good Marijuana

Hey man, I just sat down with a bowl O'Salad, come on over!

Wolf Jaw

A chick who hungerily performs oral sex.

Betty gave me Wolf Jaw. She gobbled every drop up.