A fork of Rural Dictionary
The helper in charge of your paper route or delivery routes who sits in the drivers seat to avoid traffic violation write-ups. They are the king's advocate and secobd in command.
Guy 1:" Dam dude how did you manage to hit up all the stops on time without any citations?" Guy 2: "it's dave, he's my toilet spotter while im out delivering pay stubs."
A coffee cup stain left on the work desk that validates any blueprints or plans you have on paper.
I was hesitant about building that new workout equipment even though I didn't have all the resources, but after that cup of mojo left a stamp of self-approval on my blueprints I said "I'm doing this shit!"
When the start of your work week is so slow and devoid of objectives that you can't find anything to escape the existential dread at work
Kenny:"Yo there's no orders and the warehouse is all fixed up, what is there to do? Rick:" Milk the clock i guess, just another mundane monday."
When the intial do teller gets told what to do.
Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike." Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh." Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."
When you create artificial traffic by actively using a bunch of bots or phones in a single vehicle to dissuade other gps users from using the same pathway as you.
Steve: Yo we gotta be in LA in less then 10hrs, lets make like Moses and Jack the Track! Kenneth: Ok let me just boot up these 50 phones and run google maps to the same spot , No traffic no static.
A phrase meaning to efficiently accomplish a task by being the outlier of a choactic or upredictable scenario, similiar to how hyenas or wolves herd their prey .
WAITER: "Table 1 and 3 want their plates abd two is undecided what ahould i do? Manager: Work the circle, take order from table one and three then go back to two.
The idiots in New York who try to lay claim public property along their house such as the parking space curb outside their property line. Plebian Repossession is king in Staten Island and it has begun its plague to neighboring boroughs like Queens. Most Plebian Repossessions are enforced with the use of a cone,but are not legally allowed. Those with audacity will call the the tow truck who is just as smug so be vigilant of your car when it's on public property in danger of Plebian Repossession.
Josh: Yo I parked outside the driver on the curb next to this house and these clowns took my car! Jake: Plebian Repossession bro, the curb is public property and the house owner probably called it. Josh: Why the fuck they doing this in Queens?! Jake: It's those Staten Islanders bro, they treat unspoken rules like Legal. Now it spread like some social disease!