A fork of Rural Dictionary
An alarm clock you setup as a failsafe after a night of self-bargaining with sedatives so you can get deep sleep without going overboard.
Person 1: "Man how do you keep waking up on time?" Person 2:" I used my tranqbuzzer, i really dont want to be here."
A reply typically given to someone anticipating your next move ;implying that you will only perform at your most optimal level when everything has come to a standstill from the ensuing shitstorm.
Person 1: "Ready to climb devil's canyon?" Person 2: "When the air is dry."
When everything from your work life, morning rituals, and weekend is compromised. So you yell in it dismay.
Person 1:" My job sucks, they closed my favorite 80s spot that I go to after work, and the Club Houses no longer honor the yearly winners with plaques. My entire week is compromised!" Person 2:" Man fuckafunction." Person 1:"fuckafunction!"
When a burger joint reduces their meat patty quality to ramp up sales by switching to the same meat patty supplier as McDonald's without adjusting their prices.
Fred:"Yo what's up with my waygu hamburger?It taste like school lunch." Greg:" They're Going Mcpremium, they got 100 chain stores across the south now, gotta keep jacking those numbers up!
A photoshop of a picture so well done you'd think the creator took hours, maybe even days making it for the sole purpose of appraisal.
Guy 1: "Man that billboard looks hella fleek; I want me a new Z phone." Guy 2: It's sweatshopped, the Z phone runs like a pixalated dinosaur. at best."
A disease spawned from the vengeful spirit of Harambee to plague the human race for his unjustly death.
Person 1:man I got cysts everywhere! Person 2: Monkeypox is a bad omen enacted by Harambee the great.
A third party who takes no sides who becomes victim to the onslaught of both waring factions.
Clive: Yo I owe this nigga weed and gotta pay a traffic violation after finishing a double at work! I'm bouta snap! Troy: You just a factionless victim bro, never let an estranged nigga in your car without know what he is carrying and don't be speeding in the rain after work.