A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who does no not avoid deliberate traps and still benifits.
Person 1: "Did you see that video last week?" Person 2: "About the cake in the mangrove forest?" Person 1:"Yea, the guy is an absolute bozodozer. He took a slice while there was an alligator scoping him out in the back."
When a dude manages to find a monster shit in a public restroom and records it for laughs but it ends up getting the attention of paleontologist who think they can replicate the living organism that birthed the atrocity in a lab. Such organism is known as a turd spawn..
Jeff: Yo you see that instagram video of that monster shit?! Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it. Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.
Someone who's employment has been mostly if not all through craiglist and is on a constant lookout for better job listings , potentially exceeding that of Johnny Sins.
Person 1: Yo bro how do you know so much about plumbing and electronics, why are you still here? Person 2: I've had a lot of previous jobs through craiglist, I've been a plumber,butcher,machinist,warehouseman,undertaker, trucker, and phone repairman. I'm just here holding out here for the next job... you could call me a craiglist mercenary. Person: Dam! A life well lived.
A fourth-dimensional vampire is someone who lives in a different timeline and only seeks to further their agenda, often times only appearing to vibe check unsuspecting people engaged in a different activity.
Derek:"Dam I can't believe Steven just dropped by to laugh at me playing cards at the local casino." Josh: "Doesn't that dude have gremlins now? I haven't seen him since we graduated highschool 10 years back." Derek:" Yea he hasn't changed much, he really is a fourth-dimensional vampire."
When you set wake up everyday to do the same thing , but just Half-ass your way through because you A. You are too physically or mentally tired B. Your rents due and you have no choice.
Person 1:Rise and grime Rick, your late for your 16 hour shift! Person 2: FML, aight lets get it.
Most recently coined by the post-apocalpytic cybernetic dystopian future of the videogame series "Shadowrun". A deadman's trigger is essential a delayed automated message which can be sent via text or email after the initial user's death usually with urgency.You may have also seen a similar phenomenon in old cowboy movies. Today it is possible to send such text or messages through third party software or tech savy people.
Person 1: I just received a video message of my parents will through my "email" Person 2: "Arn't they rock climbing in a remote area? Sounds like a "deadman's trigger." Person 1:" Oh no they must have just died!"
When you lucid dream and die, waking you up because your brain can't process the death from the hallucination-like dream.
Person 1: Last night I had the sensation that I fell 90 feet from the sky and hit the floor.My heart was pounding when I woke up. Person 2: You are dreamshook.