A fork of Rural Dictionary
High esteem obtained through the sight of the length, girth, or quantity of one's poo. Poo Pride is often left unmentioned, unless one takes a photo, or pulls someone over to look into the toilet bowl to gaze upon the glory of the recently-dumped poo.
"Rate My Poo takes Poo Pride to new heights. Or is that lows?" --MonkeyFilter
A verbal statement or block of text that is both word salad and a run-on sentence, often in the form of a string of words filled with scattered thoughts and no punctuation. A common form of communication among illiterates and former presidents.
Ever since Elon Musk took over twitter, a lot of posts there seem to be run-on salad from weirdos and Boomers.
Acronym for "Giving Absolutely No Fucks". Indifferent, care-free, unconcerned, not worried, not afraid. See also: IDGAF, no fucks given
They hatin', but we out here GANF.
To get a carpet burn on your asshole by having sex on the floor
Put a pillow down. You wouldn’t want to blaze your glory.
The partial reveal of a breast: Visible areola, but the nipple is hidden.
Look at Sharon in this photo — you can see a pepperoni slice.
v. The act of inserting a Bing cherry into one's rectal cavity.
I'm ashamed to admit this, but last night, my girlfriend got really drunk and she binged me.
A person or thing that is not just just crazy, but crazy to the point someone would roll their shit into little balls (a sign of deep mental illness).
I'm pretty sure Michele Bachmann is shit-balls crazy, just from hearing the things she says.