A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of farting while you skip in mid air. In reference to the professional basketball player Rafer Alston who is more commonly known in his streetball days as "Skip to my Lou".
"Dude you just missed it! That kid just pulled a 'skip to my toot'! Kid just tooted in mid air while he was skippin!"
An adjective describing someone or something as being poor or extremely below standards. In reference to the word "subby" and the pizza chain "Sbarro".
Dan - "Man this pizza is really good" Adam - "Dude are your kidding me? This shit is subarro"
The act of defecating on your roomate's keyboard after they have pissed you off to the max
"The dude slept with my sister, so when he went downstairs to get the mail I left him with a hot load of super stinky keys."
The act of accidently sharting or "ra-sharding" while playing the game of basketball. In reference to the professional basketball player Rashard Lewis.
"Aw dude! That kid just pulled a ra-shard lewis while going up for a lay-up! I hope he doesn't box me out on this rebound!"
A term used when you are holding pocket aces, or two aces as your hole cards in texas holdem.
"I raised him $10 cuz I knew my 'pocket snips' would be the best hand"
The slang term for a sniper rifle in a first person shooter video game.
"Dude! Check out my wicked head shot with the pocket snips!"
The art of farting on your roomate's keyboard while he is out of the room. When the roomate returns, they are greeted with some stinky keys when they go to check their email.
"My roommate was pissing me off so when he went down to the cafeteria to grab some lunch, I made sure to leave him with some stinky keys."