A fork of Rural Dictionary
adj; 1. a man who is hot, big and furry. 2: resembling Hoss on Bonanza
Those guys in American Bear magazine are hossome!
1. literally "success" in the Klingon language from the TV series Star Trek, often used as an exclamation. 2. a farewell, equivalent to "good luck" or "may you be successful" spoken upon parting company
1. Qapla'! I've found my car keys at last! 2. I'm sorry to see you go, but I wish you the best. Qapla'!
Tacomatism(n): 1. the art of fucking things up at the last possible minute, as practiced to perfection by the residents of the city of Tacoma, WA and its outlying regions. 2. an equation which states that one's rate of success varies in direct proportion with one's potential to self-sabotage, and one's proximity to downtown Tacoma. The effect on others is not a variable in this equation, and is not taken into account.
1. Garth's tacomatism landed him in rehab just on the verge of a huge record deal. 2.Stephen has been showing signs of tacomatism ever since he moved into that apartment on Division St.; he seems to fuck himself over every time something good comes along.
-ed, -ing The inability to perform a task because doing so would involve moving a contented cat.
My wife and I wanted to go out for breakfast but Rover had us catblocked. We were trying to use the laptop, but Mr. McMittens was catblocking.
1. when your friend is having sex with two other people. originally referenced on the Lil' Jon & the Eastside Boyz album Crunk Juice The Remixes in the track "Menage a Trois"
1. I came home from the club at 2am and walked in on my boy and two hoes havin' a ma nigga trois on my couch...it's a good thing I have the plastic couch covers!
the act of urinating in a manner such that two (or more) streams of urine intersect, thereby creating a frothy churning yellow swirl in the water which resembles applesauce
Billy and Bobby both had to pee really bad, so rather than each taking their turn, they decided to crisscross applesauce.