A fork of Rural Dictionary
Alex: Go get me something from the backseat Hannah: I'm not going to hoochie crawl my way back there!
The most controlling and manipulative thing you can be. He is usually a fantastic liar with a bad beard. He is unable to grow the balls and ask a girl out. He is a bona fide cunt. When texting, his usual response is "I don't know". He is a fake comic book fanatic and always gets his facts wrong.
Cesar: I dont know if I can come to the movies! Josh: Stop being a Cesar!
To hold multiple conversations.
Tiger Woods was having too much conversi with women and thus got caught.