Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Sun Landing

A fat or obese naked Asian woman (typically Japanese) plants her ass on your face.

After my massage, I got a Sun Landing for free.

by Chef Boy-In-Da-Hood August 07, 2011

Gaffles

Ghetto waffles. Ingredients: • 3 cups all-purpose flour • 1 tablespoon salt • 2 eggs from da co’na’ sto’ (just pull two eggs from the carton and run.) • 1 cup of minced collard greens • 1 cup of two week old milk • 1/4 cup of grape soda • 1/4 cup of malt liquor • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Ex1: "Mmm, mmm! Goddamn them gaffles are good!" Ex2: Mama sprinkled crystal dust on the gaffles. Ex2: Server: "And what would you like with your Kool-Aid, sir?" Eddie: "Give me a plate of them gaffles with hasbrowns."

by Chef Boy-In-Da-Hood August 07, 2011