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An awesome death metal vocalist named Cameron Argon, who goes by Big Chocolate. He loves cereal, dogs, simple solutions, lady in red, annoying Frank Mullen, fist-pumping, and making videos everyday. He is currently the vocalist for the bands Burning the Masses, Disfiguring the Goddess, and Abominable Putridity. He's cool to drive.
Big C. fan: Not even! Friend: Not even what? Big C. fan: I hate it when people don't understand my references towards big chocolate. Friend: Do you like it a lot? Big C. fan: Yeah. Friend: Simple Solutions!