Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Pink Maggit

The clitoris, which is pink and maggot shaped.

I'll suck your little Pink Maggit Enough To take your oxygen away Set you on fire 'cause I'm on fire And I'm with you, Alone,

by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019

AMM

1. All My Money 2. Always My Maybe 3. Ante Medium Meridian (Before 6:00 AM, Literally, before half-way to Noon) 4. Alice Melissa Madrone

AMM, who I though of as Always My Maybe took All My Money before 6 o'clock in the fucking morning.

by Chestnut + Hazel July 11, 2020

CDO

Stands for: 1. Coochie Doing Overtime: describes the situation a hooker or prostitute has when she booked too many johns for the same time / pussy slot, resulting in a gang bang or double penetration at minimum. Often happens on Friday & Saturday nights. 2. Collateralized Debt Obligation: a security made of mortgages that pays the CDO owner based on mortgage payments.

Yo gurl, I be CDO baby, you finna take summa these bruthas cuz I be haten when my coochie dewin overtime.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019

Thai Poon

Thai pussy so good it wrecks your entire life like a fucking typhoon, typically so expensive you need to be an ice cream cone tycoon to afford it, and once you taste it you'll feel like you are a mother fucking loon howling at the mother fucking moon.

Can you imagine anything more sublime than the spicy taste of Thai Poon covered in my hoisin sauce?

by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019

Drive Home Alone

Jacking off. Masturbating. Achieving an orgasm alone.

"I have driven home alone, this will be the last time I drive alone, just swallow my load and I will be happy." The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019

Doubloons

1. A coin worth two Spanish Reals, can be broken into pieces of eight, which are each worth a quarter real. 2. A two dollar bill 3. A pair of tits.

Baby, I'm finna stick this green ass doubloon in your chrissy, then lick those silly cone doubloons of yours, I'm feeling double the amount of loony tunes tonight tricken ass thot.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019

Pink Martini

1. A cosmopolitan, or a Vodka Martini made with cranberry juice. 2. A pussy juice cocktail, made with Vodka and coochberry juice.

I would like to give you a pink martini.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019