Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

average

1. adj. to describe anything that while it functions to its minimal specification, it still sucks 2. adj. bad 3. n. one who is not good

1. Man, my new computer is average. 2. That was a pretty average performance by my local sports team. 3. You are an average.

by Chewy January 02, 2005

stepball

A Ball game played against steps, preferably made of concrete and about 4-5 steps high. There are normally 2 players, an outfielder and a batter. The batter would throw a tennis ball directly at the step in an attempt to make it bounce from the steps and fly in the air. The outfielder would attempt to catch the ball to cause an "out". The rules are similar to baseball, except there is no need to run around bases. The base count was determined by the distance the ball traveled and hit the ground after it was thrown into the steps.

"Let's play Stepball!" "I got my tenni roofed by Johnny because I beat him 5-0 in Stepball."

by Chewy April 01, 2005

stepball

A Ball game played against steps, preferably made of concrete and about 4-5 steps high. There are normally 2 players, an outfielder and a batter. The batter would through a tennis ball directly at the step and it would then bounce from the steps and fly in the air. The outfielder would attempt to catch the ball to cause an "out". The rules are similar to baseball, except there is no need to run around bases. The base count was determined by the distance the ball traveled and hit the ground after it was thrown into the steps.

"Let's play Stepball!" "I got my tenni roofed by Johnny because I beat him 5-0 in Stepball."

by Chewy April 01, 2005

miata

B.L. Zebop said that the miata is "Arguably the best handling car on the road today". That's incorrect. It's a well known fact that the Porsche 944 has always been known to have the best handling. Get your facts straight.

The mazda miata is a poor man's sports car.

by Chewy October 23, 2004

B.F.G.(s)

Big F**kin' Gun(s)

He took out these B.F.G.s and went crazy.

by Chewy November 08, 2003

Pumpkinerisimo

A HOT, yet innocent chick (on the outside) that has cute little cheeks but can sometimes get angry.

Check out that Pumpkinerisimo! Walkin man is gonna get cha!

by Chewy September 24, 2003