A fork of Rural Dictionary
Gayer than gay is when something is pretty freakin' queer.
It's gayer than the Wiggles.
It's gayer than 1000 hugs in a handbag.
It's gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
It's gayer than male hairstylists.
Oh yeah...it's gay.
Oh my gosh, Jimmy has a lifesized blow up doll of Michael Bolton.
That is gayer than gay.
A abnormally mean or rude person. It's a shortening of the phrase "totally bad".
"That jerk is a toba!!"
An indie-rock band that formed in 2004. They were originally known as "Horses".
Band of Horses, or Horses, is a band primarily composed of humans, not horses.
The monkey chomper is a sexual act in which, while fornicating, the male bites down (chomps) on a woman's throat, slicing into her jugular vein. Then while she is lying there bleeding to death, he poops in his hand and flings the feces at her, like a monkey.
I was feeling kinky last night, so I performed a monkey chomper.
A bowtie made in the city of Cincinnati, Ohio.
Eric: Hey Joe! Nice bowtie! Where did you buy it, New Orleans?
Joe: No, this is a Cincinnati bowtie.
Eric: Nice...