Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

toad licker

A person who loves getting stoned so much that they would do any thing (such as licking a toad; popular in the '60s) to get high.

Yo, that ho is such a toad licker, that she'd lick crack of my balls if i put it there

wrist violins

to "play" them is to practice Phlebotomy, or to cut oneself

I saw some girl playing the wrist violins in the back of Hot Topic.

gehorgenstiflestog

an exclamation of a man after he has been slapped for 3 hours straight by chipmunks wearing tutu's in July while riding in a Voltswagon Beetle with the radio on 104.7 FM at 6:00 in the morning

"GEHORGENSTIFLESTOG" cried the man in the silk pajamas!

Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp

A Pimped-out Monkey with a Fly ride and sick bling bling that lives in the Jungles of Laz Vegas and gets many monkey chicks every night

I saw Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp and some monkey girl out in a limo last night.

Onion Ring Woman

Dreaded cousin of the equally dreadful Mashed Potato Man. Created when two employees of a fast food chain mate. Often seen wearing dull brownish-yellowish clothes and a BK hat. Also see French Fry Man

Did you know Isaac is married to an Onion Ring Woman?!?

French Fry Man

Dreaded cousin of the equally dreadful Mashed Potato Man. Comes to life when two employees of a fast food chain mate. Often seen wearing bright orange clothes and hats with yellow M's on them.

The evil French Fry Man Lurks around every corner of every street! Beware!

Only on Tuesdays

A prase to be said to confuse people when asked if you are something derroghitory and/or bad

When asked if he was gay, Feir replied, "Only on Tuesdays."