A fork of Rural Dictionary
Entire, entirely, totally (adjective, adverb)
(from: "from A to Z")
"He was such an obsessive geek, but he really helped me in ECON. He like knew supply and demand fromatoz."
"cool..."
"Cool? are you even listening to me? I'm having an affair with him."
"cool...."
"Cool?! You are such an ass. I'm leaving you"
"fromatoz..."
Peanut butter and jelly --- It's made to sound elegant by pronouncing pb&j with a french accent (puh-monjh) and spelling it similar to blancmange (pronounced bluh-monjh)
What is this shit? PB&J again!?!
No, dear, it's pancbange. Try it!!
Little wieners baked in a pasty.
(Same as Pigs in a Blanket; but from the wiener's perspective.)
"You whip up a mighty tasty pastry pussy, Ma'am."
"Aw, shucks, Henry, 't'weren't nothin'."
A strip of grass that remains uncut after you mow the lawn.
"Honey, it looks like you gave the lawn a mohawk haircut!"
"No, it's a mowhawk! Get it ? MOW-hawk? Ahh hahahahahaha!"
"Uh… yeah; how droll..."
unlikely
(it is a contraction of "fat fucking chance")
"Hurry, maybe we can catch the train!" He (out of breath): "fafucha!"
he (out of breath): "fafucha!"
(noun) a combination or blend.
(verb) to blend together especially in cooking or etymology
pronounced (bin-AISH) as in com-BINAISH-un (middle two syllables of combination, whence the word comes)
Heard on Hell's Kitchen TV show
Chef with the anger management problem:
"The unique bineiche of sweet, salt, fruit and nuttiness in pancbange accounts for its universal appeal. Yet you've managed to produce a concoction that tastes remarkably like
shit. Turn in your apron.
please
(from french "sil vous plait")
He: "Can I give you oral sex?"
She: " Yes! Seafood plate!"
He: "Yeah, I wasn't going to mention anything, but..."
She: "Oh! merci!"