A fork of Rural Dictionary
BARTENDER: "Sorry, friend, no more for you tonight." DRUNK: "WASHYGOT FREDAKES?"
"I dunno wumagunadu tonite. I probly just chill in the crib." "Oh, shizzum, the popos be shown us their partylights. Wumagunadu? Run!"
Used to describe anything bona fide or legit like as a seal of approval. Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial): "Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean Ritzes are so excellent. IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively). Not limited to just food.
"I sure do like King Kelly orange marmalade. IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ." "This Humboldt Purple I gots here SITS ON A RITZ, too. Load a bowl and see for yourself." "Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."
(what's REALLY going on?) used to call bullshit upon denial as in: a) C'mon, you know me. I'm cool, let me in on the action. Or: b) I knows you said "nuttin" when I axed you"wazzup?" So now quit lying to me and break out the shit, son.
ME: "Yo, dawg what's crackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?" FC: "Naw, ain't a dayamn thing happen here. I gotta keep my nose clean." ME: "Oh Yeah? WHAT'S REALLY GONON? I ain't yer fuckin' parole officer!"
"We saw clowns and midgets and ELFANTS at the circus, today!"
A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting. Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the Urban Journalist's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).
"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN JOURNALISTs." "I heard that the URBAN JOURNALIST, KungFu Jesus was 86ed from Wikipedia; and, I believe it."
One who is truly committed to the Theory of Devolution. Who believes the beginning of the decline is long past.
"As a DEVOTEE, John lives for today; he hasn't much hope in tomorrows.