A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. To kill one's self, usually a prison term, to hang yourself with a sheet. Also a good way to wind up naked, in a paper johnny, in the infirmary, only say to screws who know you're kidding.
"Hey C.O., if you don't give me an extra corn bread I'm gonna hang it up!!!"
A very intellectual word for an asshole fecal matter obviously being shit, with the excretion unit being the asshole.
I just squeezed a big log out of my fecal matter excretion unit.
A tubby person, particularly one tubby enough to occupy two lanes.
Hey tubby two lanes, move your fat ass over so I can get by.
A legless dog is a term for a piece of shit, because it looks like a miniture brown dog without legs.
Where's your bathroom? I gotta send the legless dog out to sea.