A fork of Rural Dictionary
Doing diarrhoea in the bidet, then turning the taps on full - so it creates a runny open fountain
I want to brighten up the bathroom so I’m going to do a diarrhoea fountain
Holding the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis at the end so no liquid can escape and then urinating so the foreskin fills up with wee like a balloon
Everyone is out on Friday night so I’m going to do a pee balloon in the shower