Country Dictionary

Crispy

adjective - Something of good quality/worth; denotes a generally good thing; tasty/fragrant - generally appealing to the senses. (antonym - crunchy)

Ah that's well crispy; I've got a crispy story for you; Anyone want some crispy cake? Mate I smashed some bare crispy box last night (see also 'bare' and 'smash some box')

Cremy

pronounced - Cree-me. 1. An expression of delight or joy at a humorous/positive situation - usually with sexual connotation 2. Noun - sperm, particularly thick and gooey 3. adjective - something satisfying 4. verb - to creme (pronounced creem): act of male ejaculation.

Mate that's cremy; Ah you got cremy on my jeans!; That was some bare cremy box I smashed last night (see Smash some box); What's that?... Ooh I just cremed

crunchy

adjective - mildy repulsive; of poor quality; to show negative feelings towards. (Antonym - Crispy)

Mate, there's a well crunchy smell in my room; Does this milk look a bit crunchy to you?; That band was crunchy mate; those cupcakes are a bit crunchy.

Smash some box

Statement - have sex; going out with a view to bedding an attractive female; also used as good luck phrase - give it your all.

Gonna go smash some box mate; did he smash any box?; How much box did he smash; mate I smashed some bare crispy box last night