A fork of Rural Dictionary
A male or female who supports the mighty Stockport County FC. Often confused with fans of Luton Town, who are also known as Hatters, but as Stockport were formed first (1883 to Luton's 1885) they can lay claim to being the original (although certainly not best on recent performance) hatters. Also occasionally confused with a character from Alice in Wonderland. Hatters are generally discontented with life due to the direct correlation between perfomance of football team and general happiness.
Wow, how is there any reason that he dislikes Burnley, Man City and Manyoo? Yeah, he's a Hatter.
Despite what people may think, this is not inspired by or at all related to the name of a human being. L Tarnoff Syndrome is a marijuana/hallucinogenic toad related disorder, which causes it's victim to do a number of stupid things. A list of these actions includes: -Going to their "friend's" house uninvited. -Having no train of logic. -Attracting the opposite sex for no reason. Many children are being born with this syndrome, and it is being linked to the licking of hallucinogenic toads by the parents.
You see that chick? Yeah L Tarnoff Syndrome for sure man. *some idiot drools*