Country Dictionary

someone who is flighty, naive, and never knows what is going on. Your average idiot with no real direction in life, who is normally the one doing stupid things when your with your friends.

dude your such a dobber

A kilogran of cocaine. "Man I have to push this ki of blow and quick, i need to get the cream."

"I got a hundred bricks, fourteen-five a piece Enough to cop a six buy the house on the beach Supply the peeps with jeeps, brick apiece, capiche?"

pretend halls that entertain people during phone convos.

jess was walking down the metaphor halls. with chris, and they had eaten sushi and rice.

When recieving oral sex from a girl you cum in her mouth and quickly cover it before you punch her in the stomach, causing the jism to spew out her nose creating tusks and make groaning walrus-like noises.

She was so impressed by the length of her new tusks that she demanded the walrus on a daily basis.

When a man is having sex doggy style, he pulls out and spits on her back. When she turns over he ejaculates on her face.

I pulled a magician on my girlfriend and she dumped me.

The act of being up someone's anus so far, that you need an artificial means of respiration. Brown nosing.

Lyle was butt snorkeling Jim to gain his promotion.

Someone who lives in the town of Chadderton, Manchester.

I don't want to do something = sack it you Chaddy