Country Dictionary

Bitchahoy means ur a bitch and u fuck your mother

Oh my god that dude is a bitchahoy.

someone who needs to do that stuff i just said.

Ashleigh, you are omeone-who-should-shut-up-when-your-being-silly

Modern nickname for the Purdue Pharma prescription painkiller OxyContin. Usually used when multiple OxyContin pills are present.

"Yo, you got any docs left?" "These docs got me so high right now"

I have lived in MoCo my whole life. IT is true...When it snows we have off, when it doesn't we have off, when it might rain next week we have off....And in regards to the people.....

1.No matter how many times a white kid says, "Fa shizzle my nizzle," "What up Dawg?" or "Word my nigger" he aint going to be black 2. You may blast your subs.....but you bought them not stole them so your still white 3. Even if you were fubu and timbs and walk like your cripled....YOUR Still white 4. If you live in Moco ANYWHERE your aint gangsta! 5. You go to Lakeforest Mall......its still less ghetto then ANY mall in DC

When you fart and spray shit everywhere.

Chris blarted and now I have brown walls.

person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.

ummm george, how do you turn this blender off? its the blue button with the big word off, fuckwit

where the front brake of a bike is applied with the intention of raising the rear wheel into the air