Country Dictionary

when you're so drunk - you pass out on a hamburger at Wendy's and then puke everywhere; to have food on ur forehead when you're intoxicated

Steph was burgerfaced tonight after 3 glasses of pure dry gin!

to eat out a female with chunks of food stuck in your braces

Kenny was doing the Keith to Maia and Maia had some leftovers in her vagina the next morning.

true or very true; also used as a word

Keith, thats's so truney!

to have such brittle, sharp, pointy, and uncomfortable pubic hair

I wanted to eat her out - but she had such a bad ass snake bush.

a very perspirated buttock crack; a sweaty bum

My butt is swassing so bad - it's dripping like rain!

to have a group of 4 or more and all kiss at once while rubbing each other's tounges against another

Me, Maia, Steph, and Kenny are all going to do some Lickies sometime soon.

the sound of a huge shit hitting the toilet water after 5 days of constapation; a splash that hits your anus after dropping a terd

Maia wished she could go kerplunk right now but she's had one too many fudgepacks - it's stuck up there!