A fork of Rural Dictionary
to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.
Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.
(GIH-ness) similar to the word cool or tight or sweet, except slightly better than that. it should have a Guinness record for bein the coolest person/thing/place etc. in the world.
"That Bullet concert was guinness!" "OMG, that was the most guinness Canada Day ever! FUCKIN EH!!" CANADA IS FUCKIN GUINNESS!!! FUCKIN EH!!!!