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Newtons Laws

NEWTONS LAWS 1.) Law of inertia 2.) A=F/M 3.) Action/Reaction 4.) MAGIC (1/2MW/PD) M=magic W=wand PD=Pixie Dust 5.) FMK!! 6.) Buckets 7.) Galactical Theorum 8.) Nintendo will NEVER get laid by a living human female 9.) Human flight is impossible but you can come DAMN close via MAD hops 10.) Look at them lips 11.) You do not talk about newton's laws 12.) If its your first nite in physics class you have to fight -Endorsed by: Brent "Flash" Morrison see: morrison's pimp shack

Student A- I dont understand Newton's laws of physics Student B- Consult Newtons laws Student A- WOW...

by Chris lambie April 11, 2006