A fork of Rural Dictionary
A wealthy charming good looking man whom i would give anything to be like.
The littlest hobo is my hero.
The way we spell douche at Arkansas Tech. My suitemate spelled it like that on messenger.
Me: Your mom is a whore.
Him: shut up dush.
Me: It's douche, fag.
An insane, child touching man with who wanders around aimlessly with a woodchipper.
Hey, there's Cofskis again, standing in front of that elementary school.
The act of balancing oatmeal cookies on ones nose while fingering your grandfather's ass and masturbating two indian conformists who find nothing better to do then fart in jars and feed off the ass juice of preschoolers.
is wayne brady gunna hafta choke a bitch?
When your grandfather is so old that his balls hang down to his knees
My grand daddy sat on his balls the other day because he has some low hanging fruit.