Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

jax

aka cocaine. Derives from the similarities in cocaine and ajax, a common cleaning product.

That chick in Up In Smoke mistook ajax for cocaine. She thought she was snortin jax.

by chuck May 09, 2004

Chuck-a-palooza

Parties that are held at Chuck's house. Usually consist of alcohol, Bloody Drills, music, girls, card games, and Soul Calibur.

Hey man, I got so fucked up at Chuck-a-palooza that I passed out next to the toilet.

by Chuck December 22, 2004

one percenter

A member of an "outlaw" motorcycle gang. Origin is the American Motorcycle Associations assertion from the 1960s that 99% of motorcyclists are law abiding citizens.

The Hells Angels, Outlaws, Banditos, Pagans, Warlocks, etc. then adopted the idea that they were the 1%.

That 1%er just ran a light in front of a cop, and the cop acted like he wasn't there!

by Chuck November 18, 2003

Bat Wing

When a male pulls down the front of their drawers, and they have an overly hairy package (Don King style) and exposes others to the horrible sight. Almost like a frontal mooning.

The chick checked out my bat wing, and was disgusted, and asked me to trim it up before going down on me.

Tim's bat wing is out of control.

I totally bat winged em!

by Chuck September 24, 2004

iced pudding

a serving of feces which is neatly stirred in a cup or bowl (depending on the size of the load) that is topped off with a generous amount of fresh spluge

after some quality time of pinching a loaf and ejaculating, i made myself a delicious snack of iced pudding

by chuck April 13, 2005

skeetleberry

A skeetleberry is a berry formed in the pubic hairs by forgetting to wash out the jism after a session of sex

I picked at least 9 skeetleberry's from my chode this morning.

by Chuck April 10, 2004

shivani

shivani
if one was to look toward the full moon she would be there;
if one was to smell a dark red rose her scent would be there;
if one was to look at the starts the twinkle in her eyes would be there;

GOD DAMN....is that shivani
"face goes red....u start to feel light headed"

by CHUCK September 19, 2004