A fork of Rural Dictionary
A posh twat who likes showing of with expensive shit.
(James steps out of Rodd & Gunn with a new apricot coloured knit draped over his shoulders )Edward: "you're such a fuking splendo poof James".
P meaning pussy.
Edward: James, my good fellow, I am feeling rather randy and I need to get me the P.James: Fuck off u bent cunt.