A fork of Rural Dictionary
N) Ruler of gay butt sex V) To become an enzyme Adj) illegal
Hey remember that guy cleft. Yeah he was awesome.
A legend that will live in the hearts of many for eternity
Carl: Remember NiggaPenis Jimmy: *breaks down into tears and commits suicide*
When one's penis is constantly erect; The exact opposite of erectile disfunction.
Craig: Dude I was bricked up for 5 hours and I didn't even use Viagra. What's wrong?! Doctor: You got erectile hyperfunction dawg
When your in such an immaculate vibe that you can’t even describe it with a real word.
Joe Nathan: aye sned you steen?? Sned: yeah I’m STEEN
The group of significant figures that are praised on sloppy joe Tuesday
Ben: Hey wanna go pray to the sloppy jaloppy big man on toppy Joe: Bet
When your S/O sexually inserts a large metal rod into your rectum while reciting the Cambodian national anthem. This action is saved for homophobic couples in Cambodia on August 22nd.
John: Hey big papi can you give me a Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer Tyrone: Bet nigga