A fork of Rural Dictionary
A state of coldness that is so completely cold, its akin to having one's head (or body) placed into a vat of liquid Nitrogen. In other words, really freaking cold!
Dude #1: Dude, did you see the weather report for this weekend?! Dude #2: Dude, yeah man, its going to be Cold as Ted Williams' Head! Dude #1: Dude, that's some cold fucking shit! Dude #2: Dude.
VERB: To Douche. The act of being a douchy, or douching somebody out.
Mary: Hey Bob, we missed you at the party last night! Bob: Yeah, John was supposed to pick me up, but he douched me out. Bob Texting John: "hey man, you picking me up for the party or what?" 1 hour passes... Bob Texting John: "Dude, you totally douched me... ya fuck'n asshole." more silence from John...