A fork of Rural Dictionary
What many people online (MSN, AOL, Various Chatrooms) always abuse. Either speak English or don't speak at all you losers. "dey normli speek lyk diz" and listen to Hip Hop, and hang around the streets smoking and acting cool. Also see chav
Joe: u dnt know da tru Joe: you cnt handle da trueth Me: You can't handle the English Langauge. Joe: y not? Me: Point Proven
An extremely stable Operating system, and drives server/networks like a dream, due to hardly ever going down, or having to reboot, can stay up for years due to its rock solid code. Also, the only thing which stands between Microsoft and World Domination. Microsoft programmers also make their programs/OS's on Linux boxes....
Microsoft tried to dominate the world, but Linux jumped up and stabbed them in the face.
Someone who is extremely selfish/tight/a fucktard/someone you want to kill. Does not like to share stuff with other people, o be nice to other people. It originates from Charles Dickens "Scrooge" story. Scrooge was a man who hated christmas and everyone, and magically a ghost appears and at the end he learns that he should be nice, and then goes to an Xmas dinner and is nice to everyone.... Understand?
Jimmy: Hey, can I have a piece of bread please? Scrooge type man: No you may not, just because I have an unlimited supply of bread, does not mwan you can have some. Or... Charlie: May I listen to your MP3 player with you? Claire: NO YOU CAN NOT!!! JUST BECAUSE I HAVE 5000 SONGS ON IT, AND ALSO LISTEN TO IT NON STOP ALL DAY, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN LISTEN!! Charlie: Haha...stupid emo... *pushes claire out window*
when trying to attempt to complete something, but then realising it is actually physically, logically, kinetically, and scientifically impossible, it becomes a "mission impossible"
Boy 1:Yo man, how the heell can I get the hot girl to come to my room tonight? Boy 2: Hahaha, thats mission impossible man.
Total losers who spend more money doing up their cars, than what they actually paid for the car. They like to drive up and down the same road trying to act cool with their exhaust which sounds like a dying cow. Populate Essex aswell.
That Boy Racer fag paid more money to trick it out than the car. Oh wait wow, he has a girl in the frotn seat who isn't even legal to read Never Never Land yet!
The superior way of spelling colour, unlike those American losers.
Shizzle Man: ROFL!!! CHECK DIZ OUT BRO, THE COLOR OF MAH CAR IS SWEET YEAH!? British Man: Well, I personally think a hint of the ol' marble colour would make the car more smoother on the eyes, jolly chap. Shizzle Man: .....