A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dick dickman baby! He raised Phil and loves the ladies.
Tito: I am Dick! I am the leader of all of these idiots!
The thing that’s on Waluigi’s hat
Mario: “Well what’s-a this Waluigi left-a behind on my door?” Luigi: “Looks to be Ge (Г).” Mario: “You can’t just-a call people gay like-a that, Luigi! It’s a not the 20th Century!” Luigi: “But that’s-a literally the name of the letter.”
1. Blue tank engine (E2) that is the star of the TV show featuring his name. His theme song goes well with rap, too. 2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.
"Well, if it isn't Thomas the Tank Engine." "This is why I go by Tom." "Hi uncle Tom!" "I need to get my name changed legally."
1. Last letter of the alphabet. 2. Sleep 3. A grade so bad you'll wish you were never born. 4. The modern Swastika thanks to Russia.
(sends a z to a group chat to indicate he's going to sleep) American: I too should catch some z's. Good night! Eastern European: We'll make you eat those words with Ukrainian gunpower as you watch Russian snuff films.
The hot bed to disperse the rejected remains of whatever failed experiments were conducted by planet Earth. Home of the college who's abbreviation doubles as a rhythm game. Also home to the guy who owns Sonic Jam.
Ohio moment.
The matrimony between two of the same sex. It is the only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris.
I now pronounce you man and man. You may now kiss the groom, and begin your gay marriage. There’s nothing Chuck Norris can do about it.