A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dog in someone's back garden that thinks it's a wolf and howls all day and night
That fucking ware-dog is out again trying to raise an army or something
When you are very hung over and you have alcohol induced diarrhoea
Awww man I woke up today and ran straight to the toilet hangover shits everywhere!
When you have had a hard night on the cocaine and beer, and the wife asks for sex but your penis behaves like a drunken noodle
Billy got home from the party and his wife was up for some hole pumping but when she put her hands down his pants she was very disappointed as all she found was a drunken noodle.
A morbidly obese person that somehow manages to be completely silent when walking.
Wow that Mandy is a total Scouttleque i didn't even know she was there until I smelt her