Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

jock

A guy who has no purpose in life other than to play a single sport, and pick on the odd kid.

The jock at my high school talks about how awesome kicking someones ass for no reason, and picks on whoever is not the same as everyone else, or does not think they are awesome. Likes to talk about how awesome getting their bones and others bones broken is.

by Cogitator August 09, 2008

Skiing

Skiin is a sport that anyone of basic mental and physical capacity can do. Requires high amounts of courage, time, money, and equipment.

Skiing is one of my favorate things to do (asides from good jokes, halo 3 with my friends, and listening to linkin park.)

by Cogitator August 14, 2008

cheerleader

A mixed bag of typically female sports figures who take a support role to mostly male sporting events.

Cheerleaders are a very mixed bag, becuase I didn't know my girlfriend was a varsity cheerleader until she told me, but another one looks at me like I am worthless scum that does not deserve aknowledgement.

by cogitator July 29, 2008

snowboarding

Snowboarding is the new skiing.

I am the only fifteen year of skier I know of, but my friends enjoy snowboarding.

by Cogitator August 14, 2008

athlete

Anyone who is onvolved in sports, but is not an egotist for it, and has other interests (other than sex.) Most athletes asre not very noticeable, and the nicest girls I know are athletes.

I do not look like an athlete, but I am a coxswain in crew.

by Cogitator August 09, 2008

noobaroni

A stupid noob, like one that tries to charge into your base with the sniper rifle.

That noobaroni was so funny! He charged into the base with a sniper and a rocket launcher!

by Cogitator August 08, 2008

teabag

To crouch one someone's body after you kill them in a game (usually halo). To but your sack into someone's mouth. A porous pouch containing enough tea for one serving.

That red team bastard teabagged me! Don't cry if you get neutered teabagging someone. Pass me the irish breakfast teabag please.

by Cogitator August 09, 2008