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tom brady

any Yankees hat-wearing, purse-carrying, Boston-based sack of horseshit who happens to be the quarterback of the New England Patriots and who doesn't even have to make good throws because his top receiver is unstoppable and catches anything within 20 yards of his body.

Hey did you see Tom Brady wearing a Yankees hat and carrying a purse the other day? Yea, it was all over the papers, he must be a total homo.

by Colin G. November 05, 2007