A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of giving and/or receiving a kick in the groin before having lit firecracker thrown down your pants by a guy probably named "Shawn" wearing a Bruins jersey who runs off with his skullcrushers brown bag yelling "GO SOX!".
"I got a South Boston Handshake. Mangled my downstairs up like a chicken pot pie." "So....good trip to Beantown?"
The act of taking an especially foul, loud and wet poop while someone else is taking a hot, steamy shower. The mixture of the poop stench and the moisture from the shower creates an environment reminiscent of a stinky Turkish bath.
Kasey: "Oh God what's that smell? Are you taking a shit?!" Tom: "Yeah, I ate a lot of Greek food." Kasey: " It's like a Turkish Bath House in here."