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sannytize

Verb.
to make a foodstuff that is not a sandwich into a sandwich.

mmm that thanksgiving turkey was good I can't wait to sannytize the leftovers tomorrow.

the 7-11 Pizzandwich is just sannytized pizza.

by Colte the Pirate June 21, 2007

the man upstairs

noun.
a judgmental guy who watches everything I do, can hear everything I say and if I don't give him ten percent of my paycheck every month he'll kick me out.

Tim: Sally I can't have sex with you it will upset the man upstairs.
Sally: wow, Tim I didn't know you were so religious.
Tim: I'm not, I just mean that My landlord Frank is really old fashioned and he might not let me renew my lease.

by Colte the Pirate January 11, 2007

superfluidiot

n.
a portmanteau of superfluous and Idiot. used to describe someone who is and Idiot for being superfluous.

see the 320 definitions of Emo
or the 149 definitions of britney spears
to see the sort of things that a superfluidiot
might spend their time doing

by Colte the Pirate January 31, 2007

robotsexmachine

1. a machine created by lonley computer engineering majors to get laid.
2. Me when I put on my little gold shorts.

1. Mike was so hopelessly inept with women that he made a robotsexmachine for friday nights.

2.when I put on my little gold shorts and wax my mustache all the ladies want me cause i'm a white hot robotsexmachine. Now pump that Bass!!!!

by Colte the Pirate November 03, 2006

E-whipped

adj.
When a guy is so whipped by his girlfriend that she controls all the stuff on his online profiles
i.e. Myspace, Facebook, Friendster

guy 1: "what happened to the music on your profile"
guy 2: " uh, carol hates that song, so I...."
guy 1: "dude, You are so E-whipped"

by Colte the Pirate January 10, 2007