Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Gnomed

Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha hello me old chum Im gnot a gnelf Im gnot a ganobblin Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!

Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha hello me old chum Im gnot a gnelf Im gnot a ganobblin Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!

by ConfederateStateOfAmerica September 18, 2018

ur sisters a mister

This is five times worse than ur granny tranny. Every time this is said the fabric of space a time rips.

Bob: ur mom gay and ur granny tranny. Josh: Don’t make me say it bro. Bob: you won’t Bitch. Josh: ur sisters a mister. *Bobs head explodes and the fabric of time and space rips destroying Jupiter*

Flex Shot

Shot Shot is a type of string cheese from the maker of Despacito 2, Philippine Swift.

Mr. Pig: Pass the Flex Shot, I’m Hungary. Dhag: Here it is, the Flex Shot. Mr. Pig: Yum. That was a good Flex Shot.