A fork of Rural Dictionary
pre-vert (n) when a person is obsessing and fruitlessly examining a past failure but in an extreme
"Chad was such a douchebag." // "Katie's such a bitch. "I should've dumped (him/her) months ago" "You broke it off, and it's over. Let's move on. Don't be a pre-vert"
skanktimonious (noun): using pretentious social-science and/or political jargon to celebrate or endorse sexual wrongness
"I'm writing a dissertation on Cardi B as a 9th wave feminist bc she reclaimed stripping as a social force for . . ." "That sounds pretty skanktimonious"
Post-Fun (n) the assertion, common at universities, that discerns some ugly political attachment, real or imagined, to anything commonly enjoyable
"Hey Becky, we're gonna hit the club in heels, wanna go?" "Nightclubs are a form of -- ------- "Hey Chad, were gonna smash Jaeger bombs and play darts" "Wall Street runs the liquor--" ---------------- "Nevermind. They're Post-Fun"
blueneck (n): an individual isolated among the extreme leftward sociopolitical realm in the US the blueneck is an individual who generally fails to understand the basic notions of economics or traditional religion and sees existence through a simplistic notion of culture, ideas and impulses; e.g. "aging liberal hippie douche" (cf. South Park)
blueneck example: tenured philosophy professor who makes 90 grand a year, has one child (in grad school); paid off his house in 1998, and lives in a town in Vermont where the last violent crime was the Revolutionary War philosophy professor: "so I said to my colleague, 'I say Charles, that overweight caterer for your faculty retirement party misspelled "hors d'oeuvres" haha' " (Northern New England; San Francisco, CA; Portland, OR; Chapel Hill, NC; Sante Fe, NM; Austin, TX; Greenwich village and Brooklyn NY)
ewok (noun) term of reference for non-coastal American with socially traditional beliefs
("ewok" is an anagram of "woke". The term comes from a warring, primitive bear-like lifeform in the Star Wars movies who were aggressive and tribalistic)
bragriculture (noun): excessive devotion to sustainability and fair labor practices in farming with very loud advertising of this to offset ridiculous prices
"Intelligenstia is some great coffee" "Yeah but you need financing to buy a pound of beans. It's total bragriculture."
caulk fight (n) the final stage of minor fixes, "touch-ups" and punch list items in a home remodeling project; the contractor and homeowner endlessly skirmish over money and scope of work disputes
We've been polishing the granite and doing paint touch-ups for the Franklin job for 9 days. Tell the foreman to end this damn caulk fight!