A fork of Rural Dictionary
An eating noise that lends itself to an expression of affection to a significant other. It is a verb used to draw your partner's attention. Hawwwomp is also the sound effect used by Homer Simpson when eating a pie.
I will hawwwomp
I must hawwwomp
Who will hawwwomp me?
The act of laying on top of someone so as to act as blanket of warmth. Usually leads to sex.
BLanket Time !
I performed blanket time on her.