Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

north face

the status symbol of suburban teens. commonly worn by females with ugg boots and sweat pants. though they claim "it's comfortable" common male side effects include: hyphema, eye herpes, glaucoma, corneal abrasion, and projectile vomiting.

Staci's mom got her a North Face and Ugg boots so she would fit in with her friends and always be a virgin.

by Cooter Punch January 29, 2008

graphinkalator

(gra-fink-uh-lay-ter) a graphing calculator. such as a TI-84

I can put all my class notes on my graphinkalator for my final!

by Cooter Punch January 29, 2008