Country Dictionary

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Resting smirk face

A condition where someone's neutral face is to look like they find everything highly amusing.

Marr: They say this proposal is a serious risk to manufacturing and industry, with huge costs... Priti Patel, government minister: *Smirk* Marr: I don't see why you're laughing. - The Andrew Marr Show, BBC Television, Viewer: She might well be a cold hearted ghoul, but that's just resting smirk face.

by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019

Wallet inspector

Used to imply a person is gullible. Taken from a scene in The Simpsons where a tough tells three nerds he is the Wallet Inspector and they hand over their wallets unthinkingly.

Boris Johnson: I'll get a good deal for workers. Caroline Flint, Labour MP: Okay. I'll vote for it! Everyone: Caroline's meeting with the Wallet Inspector is going well.

by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019

Cancelled

Given an interview or op ed in a large newspaper

"I'll get cancelled for saying this but" - countless British celebrities the week before appearing in The Times.

by Corbyn Ate My Hamster May 15, 2022