Country Dictionary

she said ouch because it was a needle dick and you missed and pricked her leg

sarcomax could fuck hank hills narrow urethra

the unknown who wrote sidewinder is second rate and doesent want to cause anyone too much trouble

I left MY sidewinder in the sink and then shut off the water at the valves under the sink and took the handles

People that race funny cars and dragsters are the most hardcore drivers in the the world. They dont care if they live or die they just DONT CARE!

Driving an indy or winston cup car down the dragstrip WOULD be easy because their not designed for acceleration and they only have 800 to 1200 HP You have to fight a dragster to keep it going straight and that 6000 HP can be heard from 7 miles away (I always stand at the starting line only 50 feet away from the eyeball rattling retch and my ears just take a beating)

National Hot Rod Assosiation

The most kick ass kind of auto racing in the world. No other country can fuck with us. England broke the 300 MPH barrier just this year with a 4.97 at 304. KENNY BERNSTEIN ran a 4.82 at 301.70 on March 20 1992 which makes me wonder what their problem is over there. The UK way of doing things is puss. Leave it to the hardcore redneck americans to do stuff the REAL way.

Id like to see a motorcycle do zero to 100 MPH in one second like an NHRA funny car

You just dont give up do you sarcomax

Its what the NHRA uses in their funny cars and dragsters

CH3NO2 is about $45 a gallon and these nuclear thunderstormers burn 12 gallons in 4.75 seconds

A step up from a cherry bomb but not nearly as cool as a co2

I threw an M-80 at that preppie and blew his leg open