A fork of Rural Dictionary
To commit suicide, but without any of the drama or emotional baggage behind it.
Person a: I tried to yeet myself?
Person b: Oh for real?
Person 1: I attempted to commit suicide.
Person 2: I’m so happy you didn’t you’re so perfect. The world world be so dark without your vibrant sprit. You’re so important and perfect, promise me you will never try again.
Person 1,a) I had to write “don’t yeet yourself” to approve the submission, urban dictionary doesn’t understand aspects.
Person 1,b) man that really makes me want to yeet myself.