Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Beast

A coarse, brutal, filthy, or degraded fellow: AKA THE WILLIAMS SISTERS, (SERENA & VENUS).

That's one fucken beast if I ever saw one; looks beastly like the Williams Sisters if ya ask me!

Mahwah

A suburban New Jersey town north-west of Manhattan, filled with Brae children who smell of the stench of infesting maggots and feces. *Also see Brae.

"Here today, gone to Mahwah" (Fuckin stupit idiots).

Lorna Doone

The name given to the cookie of shortbread by the Nabisco masterminds. Later, this name (Lorna) was given to Lauren of Mahwah, New Jersey courtesy of Sigmundo of Clifton, New Jersey. Lastly, Doone was a later addition to Lauren's new pen name given by a close friend, to presently refer to Lauren as "Lorna Doone"

Lorna Doone is a coooon.